After three years of E! exclusively preening and fawning every waking loving romantic moment of the Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie Hollywood magical marriage, it’s over. Up until two days ago, the P.R. shill news outlet was still reporting... READ MORE

On today’s episode of Bethenny, two women desperate for attention will pretend like they give a shit what the other has to say, as Bethenny Frankel scored the tell-all interview with Courtney Stodden that nobody wants to hear. In... READ MORE

Congratulations to some dude who calls himself Andrew. In the sea of entries of people with hardships so powerful I became too depressed to play my Scatchers, Andrew nailed the best reason why he deserves this killer trip to... READ MORE

That’s Suzy Favor Hamilton, the former Olympic track star who got not so right in the head and was secretly working as a high-dollar escort in Vegas. I’m not promising you’ll hook up with a mentally troubled hot former... READ MORE

Oh, no, he’s selling out again! Devotees of awkwardly constructed personal principles hate Vegas to begin with, but for the rest of you who might want a three night, three day, hotel, airfare, transportation, and VIP nightclub trip to... READ MORE

To thank all of you who’ve stuck with us through the transition, our bevy of new readers, and even those people who stayed behind just to kvetch (you remind me so much of my parents), here’s some free porn.... READ MORE

“He was just a quiet kid’ — neighbor of Boston bombing suspect, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev I understand that you don’t know which of your neighbors are doing crazy-ass anti-social shit behind closed doors and which are not. Some are just... READ MORE

‘Chas’ did win the entirely democratic banner contest voting process. I defy Jimmy Carter to come in here and monitor the results. Chas’ minimal changes strategy paid off with 33% of the vote. Although you could say 67% voted... READ MORE

Twelve more hours by my Swatch, until noon PDT Wednesday and voting stops. This would be exciting if I liked statistics or math or the voting process in general. If you’ve got a horse in the race, now would... READ MORE

Though some of you will shed tears of nostalgia, or just tears related to the side-effects of your medication, it’s time to pay somebody $666 for their artistic endeavors. So, vote for your favorite banner as designed by one... READ MORE