Chris Brown Solves the Healthcare Crisis

Chris Brown has entered the contentious debate over healthcare by declaring on Twitter that everyone should have free access to medical care. This comes on the heels of him ending the multi-generational war between the Bloods and the Crips in his latest music video, Don’t Think They Know. It makes sense that Brown would be interested in affordable healthcare. Not because he’s a humanitarian but because when he puts someone in the hospital through his cowardly acts of aggression, he doesn’t want to have to pay for it. When he beat Rihanna into the ER a few years ago it probably cost quite a bit of money to treat her wounds and pay for the cat scan to check for cerebral bleeding. He doesn’t want to get sent a $10K hospital bill the next time he gets in a bottle throwing fight with someone from Drake’s entourage. Let Obama pay for that shit. Or, you know, wherever it is Obama gets the money. Chris Brown doesn’t have time to drill down on policy, he needs to focus on his art.