Charlie Sheen Has An Interest In Farrah Abraham

Just like Meryl Streep, Julia Roberts, Madonna and all of the other hugely successful female celebrities that she aspires to be like, Farrah Abraham spent the evening judging a pole dancing competition. And that’s not even the tip of the iceberg for her meteoric expectations, because now she has her heart set on the greatest of all career moves – a guest role on Anger Management.

According to TMZ, Farrah recently sent Charlie Sheen a rambling, incoherent text message about how she “was excited to meet” him and “would love to meet” him, and possibly even set up a play date for their children or just get coffee. Charlie responded with “you sound fabulous!” and told her that he’d love to get together.

Then he set his phone down, peered into the soulless eyes of the 19-year old girl who was giving him a blowjob and whispered, “You’re getting a friend.”

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