Farrah Abraham Gets Herself Off to Herself

Farrah Abraham told Howard Stern on his radio show that she likes to shuck her corn watching her own Backdoor Teen Mom videotape. I believe she’s serious too. Which is kind of hot, in an egomaniacal way. Like Einstein staring at the Theory of Relativity on his chalkboard and shouting out, ‘Fuck yeah!’. I had a girlfriend once who thought we should do it in front of a mirror. I looked over at some point and was stricken with the sight of  a sweaty blob undulating like a hungry mollusk on top of my lady. I couldn’t get it up for a week. But if Farrah likes to see James Deen peen firing up her poop chute in their inexplicably leaked private sex tape. All the power to her. These are her glory days.