Naked Drugged Out Circus Acrobat Signals Our Doom (VIDEO)

For all the secret spying and monitoring and security and all the other bullshit apparatus we tell ourselves will protect us from the loons, let’s be honest, we’ve got nothing. This recently emerged video of a drugged out naked kickboxing circus acrobat taking on all females and old people in the S.F. BART station is just a solid reminder that, in this world, you are on your own, my friend. The police are not coming. Had this naked acrobat had a pound of C-4 crammed up his a-hole and a belief in a virgin filled afterlife, which seems like something he might one day do, everybody in this subway station would now be dead. Instead, they just had to watch a naked circus employee rubbing his bare taint all over every single inch of the 16th Street BART station. Might as well be Hiroshima now. I’m not visiting that stop for at least 75 years.