Simon Cowell Gets Egged on Live TV (VIDEO)

Beware the viola player, whispered nobody to nobody ever. Simon Cowell should’ve heeded this warning. Then he might have escaped random egg flying by his self-satisfied mug courtesy of the string chick who bolted from her perch on live TV.

“I’ve never done anything like this before and in hindsight I have realised it was a silly thing to do.” — said the viola player after police took her downtown.

Yes, assault can be such a silly thing. This girl was a failed contestant on last year’s program, so it looks like she took a whole year to plot her revenge. Women certainly can hold a long term grudge. Simon can be thankful they also throw like girls. In any event, it was far more entertaining than the two yutzes singing Dream the Impossible Dream for the ten thousandth time on British television.

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