Madonna Is the Sound Of Change

As Madonna marches ever forward into her transformation into an anorexic Chloe Webb, don’t think for a minute she’s forgotten about the world’s children. The Sound of Change concert in London over the weekend was dedicated to making the world better for women and girls, especially in troubled impoverished nations with names I can’t begin to pronounce. And what better way to rescue those kids than just pluck them from their native lands. Sure you can remotely sponsor those wide-eyed kids from places where 14th century diseases still fester, but who knows where that money is going. Rather, buy them outright for some shiny trinkets and fly them out of their shithole on your Gulfstream like Madonna did. You can’t fly them all out, but maybe the ones who get left behind can dream about the ones who made it and that’ll make their child prostitution shifts go a little faster.

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