Snooki’s Skeleton Hosted A Cake Eating Contest

Something called Bridezillas began its 10th season this week, and the people at the WE network celebrated that awful fact with a wedding cake eating contest at the Plaza at Madison Square Garden yesterday. Hosted by Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, the contest featured women of all shapes and sizes, but mostly of the plus variety, dressed in wedding gowns while trying to devour miniature wedding cakes using only their mouths. Somewhere their grooms or cats wearing tuxedos looked on in shame.

As far as Snooki, you know how when really fat actors lose a lot of weight and with it all of their charm because they’re just so radically different? That’s Snooki right now. I’m not saying she was huge before, but Snooki looks terrifying now, like the ghost in a Japanese horror film. And it doesn’t help that she’s standing between so many large women. She looks like the main course.

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