Janet Jackson Is Now a Billionaire Sort Of

I guess Janet Jackson being a billionaire is a big story. Even though it’s not exactly true. Still she’s got herself a nice chunk of change and I think should finally seal the deal on the fact that beating your kids will absolutely make them more successful as adults. Doesn’t mean you have to bring out the switch and make them dance, but, if you do, they will be able to afford to take care of you nicely in your golden years. If you’re worried it’s too late, fear not. Just beat them harder to make up for the lost years. Once they’re bigger than you, it’ll be too late.