Farrah Abraham’s Dirty Bikini For Sale

Are you a perv that enjoys rolling around in soiled women’s undergarments? Then you are in luck my disgusting friend! The pink glittery bikini that Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham wore, (briefly), on the cover of her recent cinematic tour de force Farrah Superstar: BackDoor Teen Mom is for sale! Vivid, the porn company that bought and and distributes the video, put the bikini on Ebay with a starting bid at $500. It seems that the bikini has fake tanner, body glitter, and…um…other mysterious stains. The glittery bathing suit is listed as “used” and is “Straight off Farrah’s body and into your hands.” In other words, it hasn’t been washed since Farrah’s asshole had its date with destiny,

I hate to challenge any man’s taste in personal recreation, but it seems like you could spend your money more wisely. You could get a good looking escort for what you would pay for this bikini and have actual sexual intercourse with a real human vagina. But I guess there are many complex layers of pathology I’m missing on this impulse buy decision.