Khloe Kardashian Somehow Fits

Forget this genetic forecasting nonsense, you want real scientific achievement to better the lives of women, look at the new girdle technology available to the ladies. The complex constrictive elements employed to fit Khloe Kardashian into this dress simply were not available just a few years ago. It’s like when NASA says we will land a man on Mars knowing that at some date in the future the technology to allow for human interplanetary travel will be invented. There’s a relatively predictable discovery curve. Still, I guarantee you nobody in 2008 saw Khloe Kardashian ever fitting into this dress.

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