You’ve Got 12 Hours Left to Win That Big Fucking Trip to Vegas

That’s Suzy Favor Hamilton, the former Olympic track star who got not so right in the head and was secretly working as a high-dollar escort in Vegas. I’m not promising you’ll hook up with a mentally troubled hot former Olympic athlete when you’re in Vegas, but if you win this big fucking trip, you can probably do even better.

Contest ends at midnight tonight. I think that’s Pacific, maybe Eastern, I can’t remember. Point is, enter to win the $6500 Memorial Day Weekend VIP trip to Vegas now if you haven’t already. Somebody’s going to be getting a pleasant email tomorrow about this. Why not you?

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