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May 14, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
I so badly want to hate on Roberto Cavalli, but dude is basically a grade-A player. He’s 72, he’s banging young girls (yes, that’s his girlfriend), he’s waving his banana hammock about, he’s had too much good food and wine and sun and pussy and he just doesn’t give a fuck. He apparently designs clothes that women like and he’s managed to succeed without sucking any dick. He could use some SPF, a colonic, and a swimsuit that fits, but outside of that, I basically want to be Roberto Cavalli. Fucker.
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