Kourtney Kardashian Is Not Horrible Enough to Be Memorable

If Kendall and Kylie are the school dropout teen trollops, Kim is the centerpiece attention whore, and Khloe the frightening consumer of planets, where does that leave Kourtney? She’s tried to get attention by getting knocked up by a fay snowboarder, not once, but twice. But cute little bastard offspring hardly cut it for standing out in the Kardashian money-grubbing freak show. Kourtney may just be the Kardashian not truly horrible enough to be remembered. That’s the nightmare every Kardashian secretly dreams at night.

Here’s Kourtney on the family vacation to Greece (a.k.a. KUWTK Ep. 84). Even her swimsuit is boring.

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