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April 29, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Shit, I wish Kelly Osbourne would stop making me feel bad for her. Between the seizures and the addictions and her parents and her tragic desire to fit in with hot actresses and models, I almost found myself getting her a sympathy card at the local CVS. But the irony of heading to the same aisle where my last four girlfriends have bought me ‘I’m Sorry But I Found a Bigger Boyfriend’ card featuring a picture of a sad puppy was too much.
Here’s Kelly in a bikini in Australia making the other kangaroos jealous of her pouch.
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