Kris Jenner, Master Pimp

Say what you will about Kris Jenner (unctuous, conniving, sinister, devious, cunty, underhanded, cheating, lying, scheming, amoral, exploitative, if you need examples), but she’s turned the Von Trappy family, minus the singing talent or inherent rooting interest, into a nearly $100 million a year cash cow. Or, you know, cows. She’s the puppet master pulling all the strings. The family Belichick. Even if she’s a worm of a woman, standing atop the family yacht off the coast of Greece this weekend, the 70’s porn star looking Kris Jenner is the Master Pimp. This is her block.

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