Ashton Kutcher Went Full Redneck

While most of young Hollywood was still popping morning after pills from the VIP orgies at Coachella, Ashton Kutcher attended the Stagecoach Music Festival over the weekend, because country music is the new trucker hat. Kutcher (seen above with the NFL’s on-call pregame show, Zac Brown) was reportedly minding his own business, watching Dwight Yoakam from VIP when a female fan wanted to say hello, but things quickly got ugly when a security guard didn’t agree.

According to TMZ, as Kutcher greeted the fan, the guard shoved both of them and it resulted in a “violent melee”. Of course, the definition of a violent melee was just Kutcher and the guard shouting at each other and trying to fight while people kept them separated, before Kutcher finally left by his own will, but it had to be embellished to preserve his new redneck image. Otherwise, he married and divorced his mom for no reason.

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