Europe Will Always Suck More Than The U.S.

As admittedly lame and puritanical as the U.S. is when it comes to female nudity (the U.S. government will remove your license to broadcast if you show a titty or say the word ‘fuck’ lest we all suffer the hellfire from above), Europeans are far worse with their idiotic royals. We decided that shit was a bad idea over 200 years ago. They’re still catching up. Which is why people in France are now being criminally investigated because they showed pictures of Kate Middleton naked in their magazine. That’s not just Kate Middleton, that’s the Duchess of Cambridge, and the future queen of England. The royal-sucking European world was outraged that somebody dared show her pancake titties off to the commoners. So the royals called in their hunting dogs and are now going after journalists in France. Eff you, British royalty for making me feel sorry for anybody French.