Adriana Lima Should Teach Other Good Looking Women to STFU

I remember when Robin Wright was so angry about being seen as ‘good looking’, that she decided to only take roles in movies where she could be uglified. She got so fucking mad at the world she married Sean Penn. Might as well just throw yourself down the well. And for what? Because Mother Nature gave you the cruel gift of good looks? Boo fucking hoo. Try being super fugly for a day and you’ll come crying back to fairy godmother begging for a do-over.

Adriana Lima won the hot girl lottery. And unlike all the self-loathing girls who lament being seen as spank bank material, Adriana has done the right and honorable thing of showing off how good looking she is, shutting her trap, smiling, and raking in the dough. It simply doesn’t seem that hard.

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