Kevin Hart Latest Asshole Celeb To Get A DUI

Kevin Hart became the latest celebrity to get arrested for a DUI. He was tearing ass on the 101 in LA early in the morning and almost rear ended a tanker truck full of gasoline. He is lucky he didn’t blow his ass to the hell where Hollywood dickheads are fucked by spiky dicked demons for eternity. He was released on bail and although he hasn’t gone on trial he admitted he was drunk to TMZ. Props to him for honesty I guess but that doesn’t change the fact that he could’ve killed a whole bunch of people, including some poor dude that’s driving a truck late at night to pay the bills when he’d rather be in bed with his wife. Then some millionaire dickhead almost blows him up because he can’t call a $35 cab. I get that once you’re already drunk you make brain dead decisions. But if you’re a guy with options, exercise a few before you get wasted. Or, just go kill yourself somewhere quietly and let the rest of us get home at night.