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April 15, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
What would you do if you threw a big movie awards show and nobody noticed? If you’re MTV, you could plot the death of even more of your crappy reality show stars. It’d give the press something to talk about other than the fact that you changed the date of your Movie Awards and nobody remembered. Just last week I was just thinking, fuck, I probably have to go cover the MTV Movie Awards again this June, then, blammo, nope, they happened last night. Kim Kardashian did show up looking like the world’s largest bat, but if that’s all you got, it’s a sure sign people forgot your party.
By the way, if you bet on Taylor Lautner in Breaking Dawn Part 2 to win best shirtless moment, you might think you won, but someday you’ll realize you did not.
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