No One Speaks For Amanda Bynes (And She’ll Sue Them If They Do)

Amanda Bynes continues to slip deeper and deeper into insanity, and is pretty much at the point now where she saves her hair and nail clippings, and carries around her piss in mason jars. Her family has been trying to get her to move back to Los Angeles from New York and have spoken out against the media harping on her descent into madness. Yesterday Bynes took to twitter to thank them for their concern and to let them know she appreciates their help.

I don’t speak to my parents anymore, they don’t talk to reporters on my behalf. Don’t believe anything you read about me unless I tweet it.

Never mind, she doesn’t need them and they know nothing. Her friends should also butt out because she’s fine, stop making up lies and please follow her on twitter! #downfall

My friends don’t speak on my behalf either. Please don’t read anything about me needing help. That offends me. Follow me on twitter!

Of course, Amanda can always revel in the support of her long time friends at E!

Loving your shows but suing you for spreading lies about me on your website! Thanks for being my fan! True friends don’t spread lies about me so I can’t follow anyone from your network on twitter. I’ll sue you everytime you post a lie with a paparazzi shot, I tell you everything that is going on about me on twitter.

Okay, so maybe not. I suspect her attorney bills her by the hour.

Amanda Bynes is close to becoming the kind of person that shouts things out like “God is stealing the sun!” during eclipses and has a secret stockpile of cats to hurl at passersby. As fascinating as she is though, someone should probably step in and try to get her help, or at the very least, tell her to take that shit out of her face.