Candice Swanepoel Sells More Swimsuits Than Miranda Kerr

Suddenly, Miranda Kerr is a ‘difficult’ model. Which is surprising, because most supermodels are really down to earth, low maintenance, always thinking of others needs first kind of people. Real salt of the earth. Just like most women who grew up the most beautiful girl in every school they every attended and get all the boys and attention and breaks. Grounded. So when Victoria’s Secret says they’re cutting Miranda Kerr as an Angel because she’s ‘difficult’, what they really mean is that she’s asking for too much money in her next contract. And that she’s no longer their franchise player. As it turns out, Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio sell more swimsuits and lingerie than Miranda. So those two aren’t ‘difficult’ at all. In fact, hot women are never difficult when they’re making you money, and they’re never ‘bitchy’ when having sex with you. They’re just ‘sensitive’ or ‘temperamental’.

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