Lindsay Is Going To Die At Coachella

Lindsay is in a very dark place right now, and I’m absolutely scared for her life. Coachella is the last place she needs to be. For someone struggling with addiction, like Lindsay, the amount of drugs and alcohol at Coachella is just a recipe for disaster waiting to happen. I know because I have been to the VIP tent at Coachella in the past. — Claus,a celebrity promoter friend of Lindsay’s to Radar Online

Listen, Claus, if Lindsay actually wanted to she could have gotten help by now, but she doesn’t because she loves the attention in some fucked up manner. She’s a lost cause. It’s a cold world and people need to stop showing they care about her if she continues to be a dog smear on everybody else’s lives and good times. There’s nothing worse than trying to hang out and then you get stuck babysitting the coked out corpse in the corner. Hell man, you went inside the VIP tent at Coachella that one time. You’re a player.  Try to do it again with some other friends who aren’t total fuckup buzzkills. Leave Lindsay to her own devices. If she dies, she dies. Then it’s on the grounds crew to sweep away her stiff lifeless body with the rest of the garbage. She shouldn’t be your problem anymore.

Somehow, Lindsay keeps living. Here’s a quote from the Enquirer story on Lindsay six freaking years ago at Coachella:

[At Coachella] Lindsay bought six tablets of Ecstasy – three with an imprint of a blue Smurf and three with a pink diamond. She also bought an eight-ball of cocaine (about 3½ grams). Lindsay did line after line of coke all weekend. She was always the last one to leave all-night parties because she was still flying high.

One morning she ordered a $400 breakfast; two bottles of Ketel One vodka, one bottle of Belvedere vodka and a bottle of Patron tequila. Since that weekend, Lindsay has been drifting a near-24/7 haze.

Lindsay crushed Ecstasy into the coke and snorted it to get a hardcore rush. Her favorite alcohol is vodka. She pours it into a 16-oz. water bottle and drinks it straight or mixed with some soda. But she also drinks tequila and champagne.

Lindsay abides.