Fat Kim Kardashian’s Sisters Don’t Think She’s Fat

Pregnant sex tape star Kim Kardashian was a guest on The Tonight Show last Thursday, presumably so she and Jay Leno could laugh about how wealthy they are despite being loathed by everyone. But while she was yapping away about her new maternity clothing line or how she tricked Tyler Perry into paying her to act, her younger sisters, Kylie and Kendall Jenner, were defending her against hypothetical mean people.

Asked about the critics who’ve had nasty things to say about Kim’s body, Kylie began, “It pisses me off when people say, ‘You’re so fat,’ to Kim.”

“If you like it, and you feel good…” Kendall interjected.

“I’m like, ‘Are you dumb?'” wondered Kylie.

“She’s pregnant, people,” Kendall said, to which Kylie added, “I don’t get it.” (E!)

Well, it’s pretty simple. Your older sister is married to one guy, but she’s having sex with a different guy and that second guy didn’t wear a condom before he climaxed inside her womb, so she’s pregnant now.

Oh you mean you don’t get why people call Kim fat. My mistake. That’s simple, too. It’s because she has a gigantic ass.

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