Rob Kardashian is a Thief (allegedly)

Bigfoot was spotted yesterday and some photographers took some pictures, and then as luck would have it, it’s brother showed up, and when they snapped his picture the thing went nuts.

Rob Kardashian allegedly just jacked a photog’s camera equipment … law enforcement sources tell TMZ — and according to the photog, it was all because she snapped shirtless pics of the reality star.

Jacked? Are people still saying that?  If they are I like it because that’s totally whack. Apparently it’s trying slim down after a long winter’s slumber and he didn’t want anyone to see his fat reserves that were left over. I wasn’t even aware that Rob Kardashian was really a thing until I saw this and I admit that I doubted it’s existence all along because nothing that unusual could possibly have enough members wandering around to create a sustainable population. Or at least that would be my hope.  As always, my favorite Kardashian is the one that dies first.