The Duggars Might Be Adopting Their 20th Kid

Because they’re the stars of their own reality show that focuses on their massive family, Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar are generally regarded in the same company as women like Kate Gosselin and Octomom, who treat their vaginas like t-shirt guns. They also drag their litters around for the sake of making money, which is actually what (mostly) sets them apart from the Duggar family, as it consists of the aforementioned parents and 19 children. The Duggars have their own money, while Gosselin whores herself to Celebrity Wife Swap and Octomom just whores herself.

That doesn’t mean that the Duggars are good people or even sane. After all, any family with 19 fucking kids is either run by nymphomaniacs or Roger Goodell. But love ‘em or hate ‘em, the Duggars have apparently decided that it’s time for child No. 20.

“We are open to the idea of adoption,” the TLC reality star mom, 45, told People. “We are praying about it, and we will see what God has in store. Love for children has been placed on our hearts.”

Taking after his parents, the Duggar’s oldest son Josh, 25, is in the early stages of a growing family and recently announced that he and wife Anna, 24, are expecting their third child in July.

On a recent trip to China, the Duggars visited an orphanage and were moved by the parentless children.

“The kids are definitely pushing towards wanting us to open our home up to another child or more,” Michelle added. “They see how much we have been blessed with and how little so many children have and they want to share. (N.Y. Daily News)

Unlike Octomom, the Duggars are at least not taking advantage of a broken welfare system that pays ridiculous sums of money per child, and if they’re not in debt and causing problems for others, then who the hell are we to judge? And if they ever do need money, they could easily just rent out Michelle’s vagina to give the Chunnel a break.