Porn Wonder Woman Looks Better Than Regular Wonder Woman

The picture you see above is not from a multimillion dollar superhero summer blockbuster reboot of Wonder Woman. It is, in fact, a picture from the new porno Wonder Woman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody. By including the word ‘parody’ in the title, they can get away with completely ripping Wonder Woman. God bless America. The film stars the lovely and talented Kimberly Kane as the Amazonian heroine with a penchant for tying guys up and making them tell the truth, with her Olympian vagina. The first thought I had when I saw this picture, (OK, second thought), was, “Wow…that costume looks really good. Like, better than Hollywood good.” You may recall that last year David E. Kelley’s Wonder Woman pilot was dead in the water. Supposedly, it was fucking terrible. Now look at the photo below from that pilot, which was bought by NBC. The porn parody’s production values are waaaaayyyyy better. Mind you, this is for a porn movie where she probably won’t be wearing it for long. So, we now know what we’ve always known. Porn is better than stuff that isn’t porn.