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March 26, 2013 | Photos | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
I know you’ve been asking yourself. What does that hot blonde daughter from American Guns on Discovery think about guys with beards, or pizza, or receiving marriage proposals. Fuck you, yes you have. It’s always hard to learn that 18-year old girls who you have an unseemly crush on are much hotter when they’re not talking, but the Quiet Game was invented for girls like Paige Wyatt. I guess all girls at 18 are twits. All boys at 18 are morons. I’m only speaking for myself and everybody I ever knew then. But Paige has the advantage of looking like a super hot girl from a 1980’s hair metal band video. Which is a turn on. Even if she wasn’t even born yet back then.