Audrina Patridge Bikinis in a Hula Hoop on a Beach by an Ocean

There are two possible reasons for why Audrina Patridge is doing the hula hoop in a bikini on the beach. One, she is pretty dumb. That’s not really so much a reason as it is an explanation for an entire array of inexplicable actions on the part of the former Hills hybrid reality star. Two, she’s being paid. I’m betting on two because even though one is certainly true, I don’t think she finds her way to a toy store to buy a hula hoop all by herself. There’s outside management at work here. In either case, she’d make one hell of a hula hoop instructor. Or trophy wife I could never afford.

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