Taylor Swift Bouncing for Virginity

Virgins bounce higher than people who dwell in the sins of the flesh. Also, people who are better than other people bounce higher. Also twits. All gain elevation beyond average human capabilities.

Taylor Swift hit the trampoline in downtown L.A. to shoot her latest music video about a girl who is troubled by a boy and writes a song about it. I’m just guessing that’s what it’s about. I bet I’m right. When you think of all the famous eligible young men in Hollywood that Taylor has not fucked, it’s a rather impressive list. She’s like a reverse David Spade. David Spade has little bounce.

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