Coco Is Trying To Tell Us Something

Ice-T was out shopping with his wife, Nicole “Coco” Austin, yesterday in Los Angeles before grabbing lunch in West Hollywood, and everything seemed fine between them as she stopped to stretch and remind everyone that she has cartoonishly large breasts. But their appearance together is somewhat odd, because a bunch sites have been claiming that Ice-T filed for divorce last week.

A rapper named AP.9, who has written such hits as “Nobody Has Ever Heard of Me” and “You May Recognize Me from Taco Bell”, released some pictures of him and Coco to San Francisco’s 106 KMEL, and he claims that they are evidence that he slept with Ice-T’s wife. Two of the pictures show AP.9 grabbing her giant ass, while another has a cat photoshopped over what appears to be her exposed vagina. Additionally, AP.9 released a text message that he sent Ice-T back in December, admitting that he slept with Coco but also claiming that he had to look out for his reputation.

What’s sad about this isn’t that Coco may have cheated on Ice-T. It’s that 30 years ago, this AP.9 guy would have disappeared within minutes of telling Ice-T that he nailed his wife. Now they’ll probably just turn it into an episode of Law & Order SVU and Ice-T will get a manicure. Rappers used to be so much scarier.

(Photo Credits: WENN)