NO ONE LIKES DANE COOK

We’ve all felt cheated by Dane Cook over the years, as he robbed so very many of us of our good moods and laughter, so it only seems fitting that someone would rob him too.  Except in this case they didn’t steal millions of smiles, they stole millions of dollars.  

The business manager for Dane Cook was arrested by Massachusetts state police Tuesday for allegedly stealing millions of dollars from the nationally known comedian.Darryl McCauley, 43, of Wilmington, Mass., is scheduled to appear in Woburn District Court Wednesday morning. He is scheduled to be charged with two counts of larceny of over $250, forgery and larceny by continuous scheme, according to a news release by the Massachusetts Atorney General’s office.Cook said in a September 2006 interview that his older brother was named Darryl McCauley. Documents available Wednesday night did not say definitively whether the McCauley who was arrested is related to Cook.Other published reports list a Darryl McCauley as Cook’s brother and the best man in Cook’s recent wedding.

I guess this is sad because it's his brother but I don’t like Dane Cook so I don’t really give a shit.  And you have to admit, this Darryl guy found a way to increase his profit margins, so in that sense Dane should be proud of his brother and his accomplishments.  Stop being so selfish Dane.