BABYSITTING BRITNEY IS A GOOD JOB

People magazine says that Jamie Spears just got a big raise to continue his role as conservator to Britney’s estate, which means he has legal control over all of her assets and finances.  Not only did he get a raise, but the judge made it retroactive, meaning he’ll get a nice bonus check.  All for getting Britney to act like a normal human being.  You may be thinking that the simple act of NOT fucking up shouldn’t be enough to get someone a huge raise, but keep in mind this is Britney we’re talking about.

On Monday, a Los Angeles Superior Court Commissioner boosted by an additional $51,000 the elder Spears's payment for acting as his daughter's conservator, the Associated Press reports.Since February, Jamie, 56, has been looking after Britney, 27, to the tune of $10,000 a month.Court Commissioner Reva Goetz has now raised his fee to about $16,000 a month – and made the pay retroactive.Jamie was also granted an additional $1,200 a month for office expenses, which Goetz said was justified by the fact that Britney's personal and professional life – her new CD Circus recently debuted at No. 1 – now appear to be back on track.

Damn.  206,400 dollars a year just to be a parent.  This may explain why he did such a shity job as a parent up until last year.  He was holding out for more money.  Checkmate, Britney.