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December 15, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
I like how Megan Fox is pretending to be all innocent before going on stage at the Spike Video Game Awards last night. As if she wasn’t about to make a billion teen boys whack off. She-Devil. But then when she did go on stage there was this shiny angel thing. Which makes a lot of sense if you think about it. I’m lying of course. But maybe it makes sense if you’re stoned off your ass, as I assume most gamers are. I don’t get high but mostly because I don’t know where to buy any drugs. I entered "marijuana" and then my area code into google but nothing good came up. So then I added "how to buy" at the beginning but still nothing. This may prove to be more challenging than I hoped.