JENNIFER ANISTON IN GQ

Jennifer Aniston is on the cover of GQ this month, oh, and you’ll never guess in a million years what she talks about inside.  The Daily Mail says…

In a barbed remark, the actress joked that she goes on holiday with Jolie and Brad Pitt on weekends.  'The funny thing is that people don't realize we all go away to the Hamptons on the weekends,' she told the magazine.  'No. But can you imagine? That'd be hysterical (wwtdd editors note: no, it wouldn’t) ,' and making a reference to the couple's children, she added: 'I've got Zahara on my hip, and Knox….'She also spoke about how she is still in touch with Pitt.'We don't not talk,' she said. 'When there's something to congratulate or celebrate, there's always an exchange. But there's no charge on it.'And asked if she talks to Jolie, she retorted: 'No, nuh-uh.'

Good lord this is madness.  Three years.  They broke up in January of 2005, and three years later it's STILL all this dumb whore can talk about.  Any normal person, and you would have to pry this info out of them like Princess Di out of that limo, yet Aniston will talk to anyone at any time about this.  I think we both know she has a little shrine to him in her house somewhere.  Her closet probably has a fake back wall and she goes in there at night and kisses her Brad Pitt dolls and lays them on top of her naked body while a Laura Croft doll is forced to watch.  "I love you Jenny-benny, I was crazy to leave you!"  "Oh I love you too Braddy-waddy, mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah!!!"