NO GD WAY

50 Cent rolled up big when he checked into the famous Mayfair hotel in London last night, driving a Rolls Royce and followed by a stretch Hummer with 15 of his boys inside.  But then the keys to the Rolls got locked inside, and his entourage of savvy geniuses did what anyone would do when locked out of a 200,000 dollar car, namely yank on the frame and bend the door and poke a jagged coat hanger around inside.  The Daily Mail says…

As his Rolls-Royce descended on the Mayfair Hotel, passers-by were in doubt that a superstar was in town.  But things soon took a less glamorous turn when the keys got locked inside the car – forcing his security guard to break in with a coat hanger.  To rub salt in the wound, the incident also drew the attention of a parking warden – who promptly issued a ticket.

I told my racist mechanic about this and he said it broke his heart to see stuff like that in a Rolls.  And I said, a hanger?  And he said, no, and then kind of snickered.  I said I didn’t get it and he said yeah you wouldn’t ya fairy.  People sure are funny sometimes.

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