WELL OF COURSE AROD DENIES IT

It only seems like common sense that if someone asks you if you ever had sex with Madonna, you would say no.  Whether you have or not is irrelevant, you’re already living with that shame, I think that's punishment enough.  So very obviously that was Alex Rodriguez’s reply when asked about his relationship with Madonna.  People magazine says…

While speaking to PEOPLE about his latest charitable efforts, Yankees star Alex Rodriguez commented for the first time on his relationship with Madonna."We're friends," Rodriguez, 33, says.Asked if there is any romance between them at all, Rodriguez reiterates, "We're friends – that's it."While rumors have swirled that the slugger and the singer, 50, have been carrying on a romantic relationship and flying around the country in order to spend time together, "I can tell you this," Rodriguez says, "I have never been on a plane with her."He also finds much of what's been written about them laughable: "I've been to two [of her] concerts, yet I've read that I went to 20. I've also read that we were buying an apartment together. That is absolutely ridiculous and not true."

Well by all accounts it is true.  At least that they’re dating.  This is like that movie "Harold and Maude".  Except "Harold and Maude" was about a sexually ambiguous younger man who was dating a shriveled-up old lady who had lots of money. 

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