GOD DAMN B

December 2, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Britney and her hot ass celebrated her birthday and the release of her new album today by performing on Good Morning America. It was essentially the same performance she gave over the weekend in Europe, but less Europeny. I assume the fun birthday stuff starts later. I'm not sure what I should get her this year. Last year I got her a sandwich maker that plugs into your car cigarette lighter. It occurred to me she drove around a lot and was fat, and I asked her what her hobbies were and she opened her mouth and pointed and said, "food goes here". Then she closed her eyes and rubbed her tummy and smiled, then it occurred to me, "sandwiches! Fatties love sandwiches!"

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