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November 24, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Paris Hilton hosted the Pussycat Dolls at the Viper Room in Hollywood last night, and I don’t know what the hell that means but Paris still does stuff like this all the time. And it's easy to see why. She's a perfect choice to host any event or endorse any product, because she’s ugly, can't sing, can't dance, will almost definitely not know anything about where she is or why, never finishes a sentence and nervously blurts out things like "Heey" and "Woooh" any time she has to improv. What more could you ask for?
(picture source = splash news)