BRITNEY: NEW LIFE IS LIKE JAIL

Everything seems to be going great for Britney Spears these days, as she and her managers put the finishing touches on a remarkable comeback after her career was seemingly lost for good.  But clearly all is not well, and Britney even broke down in tears during a remarkably candid interview set to air on Sky1 and Sky HD on December 1st in the UK.  The Sun says…

A WEEPING Britney Spears has admitted her new image is a SHAM — and claims she would feel freer if she was in prison.The troubled pop princess moans that her new controlled lifestyle after hitting rock bottom last year feels “like Groundhog Day”.Britney, 26, stunned delighted fans by bouncing back from her breakdown. But in a new fly-on-the-wall documentary she tearfully admits: “There’s no excitement, there’s no passion.“I have really good days, and then I have bad days. Even when you go to jail you know there’s the time when you’re gonna get out.“But in this situation, it’s never ending. It’s just like Groundhog Day every day.”Britney, who performs on X Factor next weekend, believes she is still “paying” for her public meltdown when she shaved her head and lost custody of her two sons.She says: “I think it’s too in control. If I wasn’t under the restraints I’m under, I’d feel so liberated. When I tell them the way I feel, it’s like they hear but they’re really not listening.“If you do something wrong in your work, you can move on, but I’m having to pay for a long time.“I never wanted to become one of those prisoner people. I always wanted to feel free.”She adds: “I think I’ve learnt my lesson now and enough is enough.”

Oh noes.  This is not a good sign.  You have to know your limitations in life, especially in Hollywood.  If thinking isn’t your thing, just look pretty and do what the smart people say.  In this case, Britney needs to hit the treadmill and do what Larry Randolph says.  If he tells you to hop on one foot and bark like a dog, put your arms out for balance and start arfin.

(these pictures, from Splash, have nothing to do with anything, in fact they're like a month old, but Grumpy Britney illustrated the story much better than Smiling Britney.  also, her tits look awesome here.)