RULES DONT APPLY TO MADONNA

Ironically, even though she loves rules so much, they don’t seem to apply to Madonna, who does whatever she wants whenever she wants, and fuck anyone else if they don’t like it.  The New York Daily News says…

Neighbors in Madge's swanky Central Park West building have been complaining about noise from the pop star's new music studio.  Madge sued her co-op board at the Harperley Hall apartments last year when they tried to block her from purchasing an extra apartment in the building, where she already has a residence on the 12th floor.  She won the fight and nabbed the apartment for $7 million in April 2007, (and) turned the space into a music studio. With all the practicing she's been doing for her current tour, neighbors have gotten several rude awakenings.  They asked her for a schedule of when she would practice, but she hasn't adhered to it," spills our building spy. "The music is playing at all hours of the night, and the noise from the drums and the bass blares through the walls."

I’m not saying Madonnas neighbors should devise some plan where the elevator has a fake floor that once you step on it, it turns out there was no floor at all and whoever did it would fall, oh I don’t know, 12 stories, but I'm also definitely not NOT saying they should do that.  (*wink)