BRITNEY AND MADONNA ARE BFF

Madonna played a concert at Dodger Stadium in LA last night, and the worst kept secret in town was unveiled on just the very third song, when Britney’s hot ass pranced onto stage.  People says…

Madonna greeted her with "Hi Britney!" And Spears, with her blonde hair flowing and red lips smiling, moved to the beat as she sang the last chorus on "Human Nature" with Madonna."She's not your b—-" Madonna proclaimed, pointing at Spears who replied with her classic line: "It's Britney, b—-!"Madonna had to swing her around three times to get her to loosen up a little bit and, in a far cry from the 2003 smooch, kisses Spears on the hand as her platform sunk below the stage.

Is it any wonder Britney felt uncomfortable with Madonna’s old ass pawing all over her?  Britney is a hot young piece and Madonna looks like someone scaled a dragon.  I'm not even positive what the fuck that means but I still feel like it makes sense.  You may have been thinking that Madonna looked like one of those dead chickens you see in butcher shops, so you went with your friends to point out the chicken that looked like Madonna, but I'm sorry, that’s a waste of the butchers time. He doesn't have time to point to what dead chickens may or may not look like Madonna, and then rank them according to their likeness.  Not cool man. Not cool. I like to have fun too, but sometimes you just take it too far.

(picture source = inf daily and splash)