OF COURSE SHES ENGAGED

Breaking news everyone!  "Girl Next Door" Kendra Wilkinson got engaged to Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Basket this weekend!  If this sounds familiar, it's because they’ve been engaged for at least a month, and it was on Tyler three weeks ago.  E! online says…

Our snoopy Seattle sources say GNDoor Kendra Wilkinson's BF, Philly Eagle hunk Hank Baskett, proposed to her atop the Space Needle this past weekend. Both fams were present for the proposal, and Ken-babe seemed completely shell-shocked at the revealed ring. H.B. even got down on one knee to pop the big q to the former Playmate. Tho our source swears she saw the whole happy event with her own eyes, we inquired with K's reps…haven't heard back.  But, a close Kendra friend has confirmed, "it's true."

Wow, what a coincidence!  That sources would tell me she's engaged to Hank Baskett, then she would deny it, then she gets engaged to Hank Baskett.  My source is either a powerful psychic or Kendra was lying.  I'm not sure what the answer is.  I tried testing my source by asking her about my dong, and she said it was "enormous", but really any number of Playmates could have told her that.  I heard the ones that have witnessed its glory first hand have a club with a secret handshake.