JESSICA LOOKS DIFFERENT

Jessica Alba was in New York yesterday filming scenes for, "An Invisible Sign of My Own."  She plays a math genius named Mona who, according to IMDb…

has elected to systematically withdraw from life after a mysterious illness leaves her DAD all but a shell of his former self. When she gets a job as the math teacher at an elementary school, she discovers she has an unorthodox talent for teaching and finds herself thrust back into life again, with children to care for, a man to love, and a reason to live…

Hollywood has done it again my friend.  This thing is gonna make a billion dollars.  It's got everything you could ever ask for.  Math, sick old people, more math, little kids doing math, hot chicks made to look frumpy and unappealing.  If only they could find a way to add some singing and set the whole in the Moulin Rouge, I would go get in line right now.  I’ll be the one in the floppy green hat, just like Mona wears!  So if you see anyone standing outside a movie theater, and they’re not wearing a floppy green hat and leggings, rest assured, that’s not me.

picture source = bauer griffin