“DAKOTA” MEANS…

Jocelyn, who I hear used to bang Colin Farrell, wrote me an email to explain what the name "Dakota" means in the South Pacific.  Hint: it would be awesome if Dakota Fanning went there with a name tag on.

"Dakota" means "Let's fuck" in a Melanesian dialect in the island nation of Vanuatu (which is near New Zealand in the South Pacific).  On the Vanuatu island of Ambae, "da" is the "we/us" pronoun, and "kota" is the verb for "fuck."  I was a Peace Corps volunteer in Vanuatu, and I was stationed on the island of Ambae, which is where that phrase is used.

I'm a fancy celebrity, so I have no interest in helping the less fortunate like Jocelyn does, and so I have to assume what she says is true.  Who am I, Mr. Owl, what the hell do I know?  I don't know what words mean.  I don't even understand how cameras work.  Why would Jocelyn make this up?  Are you calling her a liar?  YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!!