NEW TRAVIS BARKER BURN PICS

October 24, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

It really is amazing that Travis Barker and DJ AM are alive today. Barker hit up Marmalade Café with his daughter Alabama yesterday, and for the first time we got a good look at his burns. They’re horrific, no doubt, but all things considered, he’s just incredibly lucky. His burns are a lot like when I'm having sex with 5 supermodels, and the least attractive one wants to pleasure me with her mouth first. Do I hate that, should she wait to go last? Yes, of course, but then I remember that some people don’t get to have sex with any supermodels. Travis and I just try to stay grounded, you know.

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