DAKOTA GOT SPIRIT, YES SHE DO

These pictures of Dakota Fanning (who is just 14, so put it away) aren’t from some movie.  She really is a cheerleader for her high school in LA.  I guess she's perfect because she's little and cheerleaders need someone little to throw into the air.  And someone thick to catch them.  It’s the one place thick girls can really shine in high school.  It's one way for them to be popular.  They also get popular at summer camp if they have an Olympics at the end of the session with a hot dog eating contest.  They also tend to do anal.  You can read more about the contributions girls like this have made in my book, Thick Girls: A History of High Schools Unsung Heroes.

(picture source = pacific coast news)