HALLE BERRY IS NUMBER ONE

Halle Berry has been named the Sexiest Woman Alive for 2008 by Esquire magazine, but this sucks because the website doesn’t have her interview up yet.  The best part of these is the creepy pervert interview.  Last year it was Charlize Theron.  Here's a word for word excerpt:

CLOSE ON CHARLIZE's mouth, her lips bent in her particular smile, sexy and knowing, a little bit leering, just sweet enough that you feel wont to assume some connection, some secret between you. This is the big trick of sexiness. The big lie. But it's no trick at all for her. She bites down on the pack of cigarettes and unspools the cellophane with her teeth, a luscious and familiar dissection.

There are lots of different way to write a story, so congratulations to this writer for finding the most terrifying way possible.  The way he studies her, like he's gathering intel on a target, is "it rubs the lotion on it's skin" level creepy, and I swear to god every single one of them is like this.