JAMIE LYNN IS PREGNANT AGAIN

This story is going to seem kind of hard to believe, but just remember that it's about Jamie Lynn Spears, the girl who let guys fuck her bareback while she was pregnant because, as she put it, "I can't get pregnant again".  Oh the irony.   

Jamie Lynn Spears has another bun in the oven, The NATIONAL ENQUIRER is reporting exclusively – and her pals are begging her to abort.In a blockbuster world exclusive, The ENQUIRER has learned Spears is now expecting for the second time – a mere three months after giving birth on June 19 to baby Maddie Briann. “Jamie Lynn is about eight weeks pregnant, and she and her mom Lynne are hysterical,” revealed a close source.  “Neither of them knows what to do, but for now they’re trying to keep the news from getting out.” “Jamie Lynn believed she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding,” said the close source. “She’d expected to have her period by early September.” A home pregnancy test came back positive and Jamie Lynn cried her eyes out, said the source.

You may or may not be able to get pregnant while breast-feeding, I don’t know, I'm not a doctor, but you know an awesome way to not get pregnant?  Don’t have idiot hillbilly teens cum inside of you.  Facials are more than just compelling television and the best way to gauge how cool a girl is, you know.